Divine Hiccupia (Goddess of the Hundreds)
I used to be a Big Cheese of Creation
The Light of the world
Behold me now: the cheap trickster goddess
Loki? Ha! More like low-key:
I used to be the middle C
of all octaves!
Then the Cosmic Wave crashed
and I splintered
into a tsunami of Fibonacci shards
Travelling into the future
at the speed of light: C?
Here’s my small Goddess trick:
I burp the hiccups from infant universes,
but carbon-based life needs count every C
as a hundred (even the wine-dark ones)
I can but drive the crying ones
deep into their cups.
(Le voilà: 20*C= 2000; done as a flash-forward poem for terribleminds‘ challenge.)
Monstrous Mental Gym Poem: de-monstrate, not tell
I have been reading lists of clichés;
listening to talks about random violence-or-not at chuckycheezes
spoiler: it’s usually a domestic affair
weapons of mass destruction
shooting of mentally ill patients in hospital beds
snatches of gravity’s rainbow
and long re-reads of tortuous tales
It made the time on the treadmill go by somewhat faster
even without stem-cell time crystals
Touché cliché has a bonjour tristesse ring to it, no?
like sweat through a lulu leotard
– I am trying to think of a monster-
in 1500 words
morphs and changes.
Now cooing sweet nothings,
then tearing self-esteem apart-
It throttles the black dog;
tickles the tummy full of cherry pie-
whispers, cajoles, shouts;
pulls at bruised toe-nails.
It pinches off yeasty-dough pizza thought bubbles
and spins and flattens and tosses them.
Some plop down like toe-biter offspring;
take root, potato-eyed spud roots
with leaves and shoots and spider hair.
Others crawl away, skinless, raw, unlit:
shoestring allumette fries.
The stem cell time crystals voice their opinion:
They protest too much, methinks.
Vulture paté, it’s a thing:
They came for its liver, every day
and it grew back by night.
Now, they sit, own talons nailed to a plank; force-fed themselves.
It’s a delicacy, you see.
The post-prandial pancreatic pleasure
de mon traitor
the good father
That is, the water bug dad:
not a monster, you say.
When you tear the legs off a sea star,
you can grow five new ones.
Twenty-five torn off could soon add up.
High five, oleaginous prince,
you get a five star review!
We’re going on a monster hunt
I see you now:
You are a true monster,
The woke monster
The delicious monster, caught by its tail
Descend the stairway to hell on tippy-toes.
Sorry, Pops, what did you say?
No: just toast
How can toast be just?
A toast to justness then!
It’s just a lemma after all.
A choice between the high road and the low one:
bract or chaff.
The grass roots of a double-take.
But don’t panicle;
there’s no stigma attached to this ovary,
the anthers in fact a filament of your imagination.
Don’t unsheathe the blade
of ridicule so readily.
True post-modern poetry
is hard to conceive
And readily aborted
No mint will sweeten that breath:
vulture vomit is an involuntary evolutionary un-evil defence mechanism.
You know that.
A sticky wicket, when your software won’t update
Even with the license key
It leaves one vulnerable
to all kinds of unholy trolls
Raging at the fall of the good knight.
Do not go gently.
Fight that good fight.
Into the night rode the five hundred
their duty done
Screw the one thousand;
we do this for fun
So: nine more words:
it should have been none.
Now: the other thousand words will have to be a picture, because I’m out of time and talent. Hey, it’s pi day today.
I am working on a commission. Some to and thro-ing has occurred and conceptually we’re talking about feathers. I am doing some Chinese ink and brush sketches to get into the mood. Because the painting will be going all the way to Australia, I briefly considered doing it on ‘rice paper’ (it isn’t really; it is made from the bark of the mulberry tree). That way I could just roll it up and send it off in its little tube, le voila. But I’m prone to larger, more dramatic pieces that you can sort of climb into physically, well, metaphorically, euphorically, wholly. I have recently done quite a few using oil and cold wax- this I like. The texture, the flat colour. Acrylics are great because they dry so quickly, but they are very shiny, as they should be. That is their true character. For this I wanted something with a little gravitas. The painting will be a wedding anniversary present. It is going to be fairly large- a triptych of about five foot by five foot. I will have to do it on the floor, so to put some kinetic energy into it. We’ll see.
Sweat pearled on the middle-aged man’s face. His involuntary straining was obscene. How had he ended up here? He couldn’t recall. The last thing he remembered (before the killing started) was that old lady he had tried to help – the one that looked like Mother.
Dick Smith was irritated. He was jay-walking, in a rush before the staff meeting. Now an old gal was obstructing the gap he had targeted between two idling vehicles. The traffic was already starting to move again. Something about her reminded him of his own mother – long dead – and some filial guilt over the neglect that had taken place in her last years suddenly washed over him. Maybe it was the hawk-like schnoz, slightly red and drippy. He bumped into her and she stumbled slightly; grabbed his elbow in a painful pincer grip. He glanced down at the unsettlingly intense, rheumy eyes.
“Let me help you,” he mumbled.
“Want to help me, do you? Look like I need it, do I?”
Rude old cow, he thought.
“Let’s just move, shall we. It wasn’t a question. He pushed against her bony rump, as if she were a misbehaving dog..
“Don’t shove me, young man.” She moaned. “My bag, I’ve dropped it!”
He glanced back with mounting frustration. He wanted to get back to his office, where he could discipline…He spotted the crumpled yellow sack a little way back. Unceremoniously, he pushed the old lady onto the curb and doubled back to scoop it up.
The truck came out of nowhere, like a bat out of hell. As Dick clutched the yellow bag to his chest he felt an almighty impact, immense pain, and the crunch of ribs as red claws seem to reach for his innards.
“Ah, Baba – you brought us another one!”
There was a raucous squawk and Dick’s encrusted eyes opened in horror.
An enormous chicken stood over him, its head cocked to the side, a glassy orange eye focused on him. Its beak was slightly open and it reeked of decay and filth.
He gulped. “Where am I? He tried to move, but his broken body wouldn’t let him. He could smell his own panic.
“The miserable sod speaks.”
A rope ladder dropped down from the chicken’s back and as Dick glanced upwards in exquisite agony, two cloven hooves, followed by two hairy appendages started their descent. He was looking up into the arse of a nightmare.
“What do we have here?” The oily voice was deeply unpleasant and emanated from the Pan-like creature. What was that stench?
“Great Mother, what’s going on?” He felt like crying.
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”
“Why did…ahh,” he blubbered.
“I’m not your mama.”
“No, I … grrrsh.” Saliva was drooling down his chin. The pain in his chest increased and he grasped at his top pocket for his heart medication.
“Too late for that. But what an interesting tin you have there.”
The devil pried the tin from Dick’s clenched fist and popped it open. He discarded the small white pills with a snort. Then he poured the rest of the contents from the box into his palm and proffered it to Dick.
“Care to tell me about this?”
Pain and desperation fought for dominance in Dick’s muddled mind.
“My daughter’s baby teeth,” he sobbed.
“Ah, but we know that’s not true, don’t we? And the jelly tots? Who were they for?”
“Who are you? Why am I here? Help, someone help me,” he bellowed.
As if by magic, a nurse appeared. It was a handsome fellow in a mint-green cover-all.
“Mr. Smith: you are awake. You’ve been in a bad accident. Here, drink this. It will help with the pain. I need to adjust your drip.”
Dick shuddered. It was going to be okay; he was just hallucinating. But when the nurse smiled at him he bared black rotten teeth. Sharp, pointy ones. Nothing was ever going to be fine again.
“We just need a few things from you and then you’ll be free to go.”
“What? What do you need? Can I call someone? I need to call someone!”
“I’m afraid not. We’re a one-stop service. Drink this now.” The nurse held a beaker with yellow liquid to his bleeding lips.
“No, no. You need to swallow. He pried his jaws open with expert fingers and poured the vile stuff in. He had to swallow or choke. Dick tried to push the nurse away, but with every painful squirm he seemed to grow weaker.
“Stop resisting!” There was an unearthly creak and the nurse hopped onto his chest like a monkey, pinning down his arms with splayed, webbed feet.
He struggled to breathe, his arms flailed.
“That will do, Vomit: let’s adjust the cadmium and sulphur ratio. No dandelion or lemon rind. He’ll need the roughage later.” The cloven-footed beast was back.
“Mister Dick. Here’s what’s gonna happen now. This crane will position you nicely. See that splendid arch over there?”
Dick struggled to keep his head upright, his eyes bulging. The curved claw pointed at an enormous shark mouth, gaping like a wet wound in the distance. The teeth shimmered in the twilight.
Mechanical buzzing alerted Dick to the machine fastening manacles around his arms and legs. He was swung over a deep ditch that had opened up next to the gurney. At the bottom he could see people, trussed like him, neatly lined up, their bare nether parts swinging in the hot miasmic breeze. There was a wailing and a gnashing of teeth. A conveyor ran beneath them, towards the shark maw. His fevered mind replayed a butcher shop window full of cooked Peking duck he had once seen in his youth.
The conveyor was full of yellow bricks that glimmered golden in the dim light.
“Now void your bowels and help us build The Way. We will keep feeding you until eternity, or until The Way is done. Then you’ll get your reward. This is just an amuse-bouche.”
My first try for a Flash Fiction Challenge: Right vs. Wrong, Terrible Minds.
Gravel gizzards literally rock!
It’s World Penguin Day! Watch your back though… these penguins aren’t as nice as they seem. But they need us to be nice to them!
Whether you watch a classic GIF like the one above, or a kid-friendly TV/film documentary, you might get the impression that penguins lead carefree, or at least silly or slapstick, lives– happy feet and all that. It works for Hollywood: a Charlie Chaplin comedy relief role to play. And that’s the vision of penguins I grew up with: they were living cartoons to me.
But what’s the reality? Plenty of documentaries, most notably to my mind the recent Attenborough’s “Frozen Earth” episodes or “March of the Penguins” film, have dealt with the darker side to these two-toned, tuxedo-toting antipodeans. And anyone who has experienced penguins in the wild has probably seen those not-so-light facets of penguinity firsthand. On realiizing just how compulsively horny young “hooligan cock” male…
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Very little is known about Rosalia’s life, and, until recently, even less was known about Salafia’s preservation methods.
Embalming as a means of memorializing the dead has ancient roots, dating all the way back to the Egyptians beginning in 3200 BC. During this period, embalmers removed the internal organs before rinsing the empty cavity with palm wine and filling it with natron salts. Over the next 40 days, the body would begin to dry out and mummify. The internal…
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